18 year old girl obsessed with everything and anything.

every merlin episode ever

  • evil sorcerer: performs evil magic
  • evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh
  • *****
  • arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever
  • merlin: ur fat
  • arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole
  • gaius: long day?
  • merlin: how come no1 appreciates me
  • gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard
  • merlin: wut
  • gaius: eat ur porridge
  • merlin:
  • random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately
  • ******
  • uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease
  • uther: they r dying
  • uther: wats going on
  • gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this
  • uther:
  • gaius:
  • uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid
  • gaius: no for realz
  • uther: omg
  • uther: not my division u go arthur
  • arthur: but pops
  • uther: did i fucking stutter
  • arthur: ok nvm
  • *********
  • merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea
  • arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is
  • merlin: no
  • arthur:
  • merlin:
  • arthur: whatevs im taking u with me
  • merlin: wut
  • arthur: ily
  • merlin: u2
  • arthur: wut
  • merlin: wut
  • ***********
  • arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here
  • knight: my lord its a monster
  • arthur: oh shit
  • knights: throw swords
  • arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works
  • merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*
  • monster: runs away
  • arthur: wut
  • knights: wut
  • merlin:
  • arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat
  • arthur: its a good thing u have me
  • arthur: i saved ur life
  • *************
  • arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there
  • uther: ur a fucking disappointment
  • arthur: i kno
  • uther: try again 2morro u coward
  • arthur: ok ily
  • uther: go away fatass
  • *************
  • gaius: so wut happened
  • merlin: my powers r not strong enuff
  • gaius: i believe in u
  • merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat
  • gaius: no ur not
  • merlin: thank
  • ****************
  • dragon: young warlock
  • merlin: hey gurl
  • dragon: how u been
  • merlin: ugh dont even get me started
  • dragon:
  • merlin:
  • dragon: well wtf do u want
  • merlin: how do i defeat this beast
  • dragon: idk
  • merlin: yes u do
  • dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe
  • merlin: what the fuck
  • dragon: 2 sides same coin
  • merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat
  • dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead
  • merlin:
  • dragon:
  • merlin: fuck u
  • *****************
  • arthur: if i dont make it today merlin
  • merlin: yes
  • arthur: ....
  • merlin: wut is it my lord
  • arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok
  • merlin: *blushes* ok
  • knights: um
  • arthur: omg its here look the monster
  • merlin: oh shit
  • knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*
  • merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok
  • arthur: almost dies
  • merlin: fuck
  • merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*
  • monster: *dies*
  • arthur:
  • merlin:
  • knights:
  • arthur: i did it
  • arthur: its a good thing i was here
  • arthur: to save merlin
  • arthur: i saved his life
  • arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin
  • merlin: fuck u
  • **************
  • uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing
  • arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy
  • uther: wut a great prince amiright
  • merlin: fuck this shit
  • **************
  • gaius: im proud of u
  • merlin: thank
  • gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha
  • merlin: hahahahaha
  • gaius: hahahahaaaha
  • dragon voice: merlin


"Where are we going?"
"Out of our minds"
Across the Universe (2007)Julie Taymor

Favorite movie



"Where are we going?"

"Out of our minds"

Across the Universe (2007)
Julie Taymor

Favorite movie


can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

(Source: sothoros, via powerinourweakness)



The musical number "Paris Holds the Key (To Your Heart)" includes cameos by various historical characters from the time including Maurice Chevalier, Sigmund Freud, Charles A. Lindbergh, Josephine Baker, Claude Monet, Isadora Duncan, Auguste Rodin, and Gertrude Stein.

I’d like to point out Freud slips on that banana peel.

A Freudian slip.

(via powerinourweakness)