Impressions

18 year old girl obsessed with everything and anything.

wolvesofinnistrad:

tumblweedblr:

At what point are Derek’s evil exes gonna stop crashing through the windows of his loft?

Until Stiles defeats all 7.

"So I have to fight-"

"Defeat."

"Defeat your seven evil exes Derek?"

"Pretty much."

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via caitlanlikesturtles)

shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

(via caitlanlikesturtles)

beginning-of-a-bad-idea:


SAVE IN THE FLESH
literally the only TV show i watch, there must be a third series or i will have a existential crisis at the age of 17. it is an incredible series, and has the perfect cast. let’s get this trending!

beginning-of-a-bad-idea:

SAVE IN THE FLESH

literally the only TV show i watch, there must be a third series or i will have a existential crisis at the age of 17. it is an incredible series, and has the perfect cast. let’s get this trending!

(via cylonbarnes)

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities, via cylonbarnes)

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

(via realjeaniegold)

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

(via realjeaniegold)

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

(via realjeaniegold)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via realjeaniegold)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

orochi8strange:

my SPN favorites (almost everyone)

Mark P.-Lucifer, Sebastian-Balthy, Richard-Gabe, Jim-Bobby, Jensen-Dean, Misha-Cas, Mark S.-Crowley, Julien-Death

…..and how many are left….I am gonna cry

from the first 3 gifs I thought this was going to be an AU of angels running a cafe together

(via kellsierr)