agentbartowski: uozumi: How many people can we get on Teen Wolf who look kinda sorta like Michael J. Fox until Michael J. Fox comes on Teen Wolf? not gonna lie, i’m still holding onto the hope that one day greenberg will take off his helmet and reveal that he was michael j fox posing as a teenager all along
urbanfuck: popunkprincess: urbanfuck: are you made out of latex because condamn this is the worst joke I have ever read on tumblr
Nerd Girl Confession:
dinogatorr: nerdgirlconfessions: I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle. im looking at you dean Winchester.
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
how to fall in love
cheshiresparadox: Find a complete stranger. Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour. Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes. New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Aron, has been studying why people fall in love. He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply...
slightlysalty: Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
A little Tumblr history from Marco →
fishingboatproceeds: david: :’) My life is much better now that I am following David Karp on the thing that he made. (And also my life is so much better because he made it.)
katherlne: katherlne: I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t u did not
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes
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xdominoe: loki-is-our-god: castiel-homo-of-the-lord: vorticity007: zombieirish: -Waterbending -Earthbending -Firebending -Airbending -Using the force -Telekenisis -Flying -The Matrix -Alchemy -Kamehameha -Going Super Saiyan -Jutsu Hand Signs -Spells from Harry Potter -Shapeshifting -Breaking the 66 seals -Opening purgartory -Turning into a green rage monster -Being a...
offbeatorbit: scrappydont: Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know He’s Smarter Than You (x) more than one person has said they didn’t have access to this video in their country, and the world needs to see this, so here you go! what a dickhead.