If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
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It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
Wow
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i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
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School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
harder than a pornstars dick
i am swimming in the amount of tears
Are all school chairs blue?
I haven’t seen any that aren’t
My school chairs are red
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TEAM FREE WILL IS THREE HUMANS
THREE HUMANS
HUMANS
A LAW SCHOOL DROPOUT, A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT, AND NOW
A HEAVEN DROPOUT.
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stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)
Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!
Oh. My. God.
I fuckin’ love every single bit of this post.
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
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It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
is this heaven
you can almost hear the cat fangirling
(Source: lipgallagher, via shanwaters)
If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
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*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT
(Source: reshiham, via motherstrucker36)
What are you doing Kurt?
HE IS MAKING A FREAKING CROSS WITH HIS FINGERS I AM SO DONE WITH MY LIFE
OMG WHAT?!
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am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Superwho AU - Dean Winchester and Rose Tyler - for davidsteninch
When a mission takes Rose to America, she meets and works with the Winchesters to bring down an alien invasion. Eventually she is able to show him that not all monsters are monstrous.
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